Vanessa Childers

Hi hello, I'm Vanessa. Profeshy writer, millennial goof, chronic oversharer of the human condition, and author of the forthcoming memoir-in-essays Touks Made Me Write This (Gremlin Books, 2027).

I write strange little spiral-essays about creativity, nostalgia, motherhood, work, and the glorious absurdity of being a human person. Somehow, mah metaphor-soaked, ALL-CAPS-EMPHASIZED nonsense has attracted 15K+ LinkedIn followers and generated 1.3M+ impressions in the past year.

My audience includes writers, editors, marketers, founders, and creative professionals. I partner with brands to turn their products, ideas, and messages into original, story-driven LinkedIn content that people might actually WANT to read.

My signature run-on style

How getting weird serves the world

Making the mundane fun

Didn't get the job but had a BLAST writin' this resume

When mah nonsense goes viral

On iced audaci-coffee

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